David G. Simmons
What Do I Want?
To do really cool stuff, have fun doing it, and make you the cool kids.
When Do I Want It?
I can literally build it, demo it and explain it to anyone, and make them want it more than they want ice cream.
- Been killing the IoT since before there was an IoT, and waaay before it was 😎
- So much energy I’ll wear you out
- I do the hardwarez and teh softwarez
- Your developers will love me
The 411 On The J-O-B
- 2021: Camunda
- 2020: QuestDB
- 2017 - 2020: InfluxData
- 2015: PsiKick, Inc
- 2013 - 2015: Riverbed Technology
- 2012 - 2013: Oracle
- 2003 - 2012: Sun Microsystems Labs
- < 2003: Hit me up, it goes way back
Yeah, I Can Demo That
- To your C-Level Customers
- To your Developers
- To an audience of 20,000+
- I don’t care if it isn’t fully baked yet, I’ll make it work
Talk To My Peeps
Check my rep on LinkedIn Or hit me up for more. People love me. It’ll be great. Really great.
All About The Benjamins
I’m not, but it usually is. You’ll think you can’t afford me, but then you’ll think I’m cheap at the price.
Location, Location, Location
No, I don’t live there. No, I can’t move there. No, it doesn’t matter. You’ll see.